Saturday, April 2, 2011

mars vs venus

Recently I was talking to my sister and she told me about her new post about advantages of being a man over women and we had a pretty long argument discussing who were happier - men or women ?
without much ado I begin:
Advantage of being a girl is you always have someone to buy you your drink when you feel like having one even when you are bankrupt!
You do not always have to wear the very same and monotonous shirt pants .. we have a variety ranging from skirts, capris ganjis off shoulders, hot pants,skinny leggings, halters, cuts,  lehngas sarees and of course the regulars !
We have a variety of birthday gifts available for us unlike men where we need to scratch our heads and take so much trouble to think what to gift on any occassion.
We get all the attention and turn heads ... :O
Men will always be deprived of the feeling of being admired and complimented :P
Women give birth to a new life .. men can never parallel the ultimate cycle of existence.
Men can never enjoy a free meal ... at the end of a sumptuous feast it is the male counterpart who has to pay the voluptuous cheque.
Men never get to be treated like princess.
All the technical trouble is saved for men pre hand.
Women chitter chatter and blabber their entire days events while men are supposed to be silent listeners.
They can never experience the heavenly feeling of confidinginto one another.
Men get to hear the harsh scolding while women can surpass harshnes.
Even if men grow their hair long ... wear studs they can never compete with the charm of women !!!!!
Bleed with the hard core reality;
Women get to select from a variety of slippers be it stilletoes peeptoes wedges flats ballies shoes gladiators boots floaters crocs .....
Girls are always good at convincing people by throwing their charm around .... You should not deny a girl if you want to save yourself !
Being a girl you can always treat yourself by getting your nails done or by getting a good hair spa/massage...



Who is the talker ? Who gives birth ? Who cooks the meal ? Who upbrings the family and kids ? Who cleans the messy shelves of your super messed study ? Who supports you in the direst situations? Who has a neater handwriting ? Who believes in cleanliness and hygiene ?