mars vs venus

Recently I was talking to my sister and she told me about her new post about advantages of being a man over women and we had a pretty long argument discussing who were happier - men or women ?
without much ado I begin:
Advantage of being a girl is you always have someone to buy you your drink when you feel like having one even when you are bankrupt!
You do not always have to wear the very same and monotonous shirt pants .. we have a variety ranging from skirts, capris ganjis off shoulders, hot pants,skinny leggings, halters, cuts,  lehngas sarees and of course the regulars !
We have a variety of birthday gifts available for us unlike men where we need to scratch our heads and take so much trouble to think what to gift on any occassion.
We get all the attention and turn heads ... :O
Men will always be deprived of the feeling of being admired and complimented :P
Women give birth to a new life .. men can never parallel the ultimate cycle of existence.
Men can never enjoy a free meal ... at the end of a sumptuous feast it is the male counterpart who has to pay the voluptuous cheque.
Men never get to be treated like princess.
All the technical trouble is saved for men pre hand.
Women chitter chatter and blabber their entire days events while men are supposed to be silent listeners.
They can never experience the heavenly feeling of confidinginto one another.
Men get to hear the harsh scolding while women can surpass harshnes.
Even if men grow their hair long ... wear studs they can never compete with the charm of women !!!!!
Bleed with the hard core reality;
Women get to select from a variety of slippers be it stilletoes peeptoes wedges flats ballies shoes gladiators boots floaters crocs .....
Girls are always good at convincing people by throwing their charm around .... You should not deny a girl if you want to save yourself !
Being a girl you can always treat yourself by getting your nails done or by getting a good hair spa/massage...



Who is the talker ? Who gives birth ? Who cooks the meal ? Who upbrings the family and kids ? Who cleans the messy shelves of your super messed study ? Who supports you in the direst situations? Who has a neater handwriting ? Who believes in cleanliness and hygiene ?

brain-ing anti heart

The battle between heart and brain has long existed .. since the evolution it has gripped humans in its tug of war
women are considered to be indecisive when it comes to commitment issues.There can be various reasons why a woman may deny getting involved in a committment

1) love for her independence(feminism)

today women hav become very independent and they love themselves and need no-one frm d opp gender to support their existence

2) not the right guy

A woman rejects a proposal when she knows that the guy is not her mr right

3) dreadful past experiences(men r dogs)

It leaves a strong impact on a womans mind that her previous relationship was terrible and it might make her aversive to the concept of commitments

4) finding ones inner self

Today woman believe in first finding their inner selves. The true realization of ones own soul is really important before stepping into a realation.

5) society norms

The Indian society ethics taboo a woman from getting into relationships

6) horror of commitment

The word 'commitment' sends tremors down the spine coz today women lyk being liberated .. with no responsibilities living a free lyf lyk a frreee bird

7) fear of loosing a friend

Relationships generaly end up on bad notes with the couple splitting up .. probably never talking to each other again and this fear of loosing a good frnd sulks .

8) ending up broken hearts

Cans of chocolates and ice creams with bucket of tears, broken hearts nd endless abusing ... not just this but the reminisence of the relationship brings down d smile to gloom.

r girls dumb??

I was inspired to write this article by the many male collegues i recently met and of d opinion that 'girls r dumb!!' or 'beautiful girls r dumb'.

beautiful girls r dumb??
well as far as the story goes beautiful girls know that they can easily get WOTEVER they want easily so even the ones who have the potential to be smart do not develop their talents as they never need to show their brains ..their whole lifeline gets over in spas , getting manicured and accepting presents

for the rest who believe ALL girls are dumb..
So wot if girls r not into batman tmnt ninjas gaming nd p3ps..doesnt turn them lame girls are way too knowledgeable about the latest fashion trends ,new designers in market,bargaining at grocery shops, the glosses ,new nail shades gossiping and academics as well ( IAS topper is a lady ).
Boys beat that!!

the oxford dictionary quotes dumb as somebody
a. slow to understand; dim-witted
b. foolish; stupid

there r many guy frnz who fit to this defination that their grey cells refuse to understand in one go and i have to go over nd over again to make them understand a simple concept .Every individual has a different grasping power and level and anybody can be slow to process a fact ..be it a boy or a girl and we all would agree that its difficult to understand d pjs of guys .. After ol they r pjs!!

and anyways whats the use of being way too quick and bright witted (if guys are by any chance or so they presume..) They just use their brightness overthinking why that girl turned back and smiled at me?? Or rating girls endlessly..Or how to go over to the girl and ask her out like in 'NEXT' where nicolas cage plans over nd again foreseeing how to start his conversation with his wud b lady..

for the left ones who are yet not convinced and consider girls in relationships to be dumb theres a very famous quote
"every lady wants to be a mans last girlfriend
and every man wants to be a ladys first boyfriend"

and according to this saying every girl tries to keep up her relationship till the last drop of water in the glass..and gets ready to give in everything that makes the guy happy and their relationship going ..they r patient and caring and honest towards their relationships.

A girl raising way too many questions is tabooed to be dumb..
is inquisitiveness dumb??
Is quest for detailing dumb??
Is hunger for knowledge dumb??
Then how can questioning be mistaken as lack of knowledge instead of curiosity??


A girl who agrees and believes upon any fact easily is considered dumb..
faith and trust are the main reasons behind this kind of behaviour but guys
Are easy manipulators and instant bluffers and such values don’t matter much to them.

and for the misogynists who will never agree my last words to them
it is a relative term ..that u say girls are dumb than boys .

had girls not been the way they are and been smater than boys ..then boys wud never have had so much fun in their lives coz girls wud neva want to be wid lame guys !!Girls luv smart guys!!
then an era of genetic death of stupid males would usher and the natural process of nature would be doomed.
so THANKX us girls the way we are !!
But theres one thing that amuses me why do guys yearn for girls if they believe that girls r dumb??isn’t it even more dumb of boys to make girls their better half when they are of such an opinion about girls??

So boys think twice before calling a girl dumb next time.

WOMEN BEWARE!!!

It wouldnt be fair to say that men are dogs(of first degree) who harass women and pass obscene comments on them as girls equally contribute to their harassment by not getting back to the shameless chaps...rather they encourage it!!Inspite of the contribution of girls to the acrimonious situation the major offense by men is unpardonable.Recently i had a chance to discuss about such foul experiences which my fellas and me have had while travelling in blueline buses, at jam packed places , walking down the roads , with the rickshaw pullers and many unpredictable places as well.And we were all shocked as we realised that the list was a never ending one...!!!We could have talked on and on for hours but then the need of the hour is that woman need to step out of their gullible and shy images and take the courage to stand against the endless injustice happening to them..This is what i would definately like to put forward as the summary of our talk:
*As long as no such incidence happens with a girl she lives in her la la land.I would beg girls to be a little more conscious while walking down lanes when alone or even when accompanied by only female frends.They need to be more alert and know who they are passing by and keep a track if somebody might just be following them.

*If you suspect somebody to be approaching you for a wrong purpose do make a cry.I know it is not all that easy to be done as said but just remember 'if not now then neva'

*If you travelling in a bus and the guy next to you tries to come near you even if the bus seems all empty do this- -look hard into his eyes probably he would retire but even if he continues to stick to you DO SAY 'uncle thoda peeche ho jaiye boht jage hai' and say it rude and loud .He deserves it! and it is NOT going to deteriorate your image and make you look indecent in front of the other passengers rather if not said then it may look as if the girl is too liberal to bother.

*If somebody passes comments while you walk down the lane or even while travelling in public transportation try ignoring them coz these shameless guys can get back to you! but if situation worsens up keep a helpline number handy.

*A bunch of young teenage boys on bike would come and slip in their hands under your shirt or try to harass you physically and before you realise what just happened and step out of the paralysing experience they are gone with the wind... this may even happen with you so always try to keep away from the bikes that are ladden with a bunch of guys on it. if they misbehave do manage to memorise their bike number and do complain about the incidence so that next time the same guy doesnt do it with someone else.

India being a conservative nation has led to these down market practises.Girls need to realise that no action is actuallyleading to the encouragement to such foul habbits.Instead of getting angry we suppress our anger thinking that it is fineand our so very generous- let go tendencies but then we need to take our anger out and show the bast**d men what jerks they are!! and teach them a nice lesson. Sitting alone and not reacting is definately not the 21st centuary womanlike...Raise your voice to eradicate woman harrasment.